My mom is cutting onions.
Still typing my research paper.
Eeep. So distracted.
I hate alcohol.
Dad (drunk): What are you doing? Me: Homework, dad. Dad: What?…You were doing homework all last night, and today, and now tonight. You’re so stupid. Me: How am I stupid? Dad: Gabrysia? Gabrysia? Gabrysia? Answer me. You’re so stupid. Me: Sitting silently glaring at him. Dad: So stupid. (walks away) Every weekend.
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